A Heaping Plateful of “NOPE”
And 728 other things that don’t matter after death
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4 min readAug 5, 2021
It’s fascinating how many things you stop caring about after death, including the fact that it might be absolutely tasteless to turn death into a humorous anecdote.
Unfortunately for all men who might try dating me in the future, it wasn’t me who kicked the bucket. But a piece of me roughly the size of…