A Heaping Plateful of “NOPE”

And 728 other things that don’t matter after death

Kristi Keller
The Journal of Firsts
4 min readAug 5, 2021

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Image by Gerd Altmann from Pixabay

It’s fascinating how many things you stop caring about after death, including the fact that it might be absolutely tasteless to turn death into a humorous anecdote.

Unfortunately for all men who might try dating me in the future, it wasn’t me who kicked the bucket. But a piece of me roughly the size of…

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Kristi Keller
The Journal of Firsts

Write like no one is reading, because it might be true. Never let the truth stand in the way of a good story. https://wildhoodwanted.substack.com/