How Does Bleach Work for Murderers but Not for Me?

Clearly I’m not getting away with it

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You know in crime shows when the murderer cleans a whole crime scene, top to bottom, with bleach? And then he goes on to live another forty years without being caught?

I’d like to know how they get away with it because I thought I was cleaning the crime scene that is my bed and it is still…